Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Kepong, Metro Prima.
Nevermind all those up there, it's got nothing to do with what I want to say. Except for Jusco. Everybody knows Jusco just got a new cinema, called TGV, the first and only cinema in Kepong. Yes, it's a place every kepong-ites will come to enjoy new movies, or an alternative of lousy pirated DVDs with no quality and cost RM9 that gives you severe headaches from it's blury and shaky moments. And sometimes a head of someone heading to the toilet. Or kids screaming... or crying...
It was just yesterday, I went there for Narnia. If cinemas promise to give you great movie experiences, no they don't. Especially the one in Kepong, TGV. Why? I'll tell you why. Kepong, being one of the towns beside KL, has clamshells, a.k.a lala, loads of them. And when I say clamshells, they are often catagorised as those who speak rude words, wear flashy outfits, unmatching shoe colours, irritating hairstyles that either make you vomit or hate it, so much that you might just burn it into smitherines. So there I was watching Narnia, a clamshell, along with his three other clams, sat beside me. Before even half of the show, this 1st clam I was talking about, walk out of the theatre with his girlfriend. Moments later, they're back, with a full load supply of popcorn and drinks in a big plastic bag. That wasn't all. After awhile, this clam, put both his legs on his seat, in a fetal position, texting. For the whole 20 minutes, this clam was just texting! And if that's not annoying, his cellphone's lights been shinning on me for the whole 20 minutes! But I kept cool.
When nearing the ending, this clam, all of a sudden, stared at me... with his body leaned forward, looking back... For the first time, I saw his face... And it was those hateable faces. Oh that face, cook up some adrenaline, makes me wanna punch it, so damn hard... I tried to stare back, but his "super hateable" face won the staring competition. I continued my movie but he still stared... Then he stopped. Before the movie finished, they all went off... Must be those who waste money to accompany their "girlfriends" and endure 2 hours of alien-language movie.
So when someone says amatu 1 is better than Kepong, it's because of the class of people. Kepong still have alot of clamshells... and pariahs. But 1U... I'll leave it at that. The only thing I enjoyed was the theme song at the credits. Anybody who knows what song it is, please do not hesitate to pm me. TQ.
Monday, May 26, 2008
F1 Monaco GP.
First two drivers to crash out of the wet race is Torro Rosso's S.Burdais crashing into the back of a Red Bull of David Coulthard. Other than that, fender benders around here and there, slipping and sliding for a bit. What's most sadening of the whole race is when 5th place Raikonnen whack into the back of 4th place Adrian Sutil of Force India. Raikonnen got away with a change of a front wing, but Adrian's car suffered severe damage to the rear suspensions, and everything broke down. Pity Adrian. He went for a pit stop to have a check and the engineers told him, it's all over. He was crying... Overall, Massa gave a good fight with Hammilton and Kubica. And I think the driver of the day should be Robert Kubica. He drove clean laps with no mistakes, and he might just get the World Championship title.
If there's one thing I hate the most on live telecasts, is that these people, especially RTM1, just like to put ads right in the middle of crucial moments like: Alonso's swerving left and right and is he gonna crash? He's gonna crash, he's definately gonna crash, he's.... "More F1 action after this." I mean WTF!!! If you're gonna make live telecasts, don't god-damn bother putting advertisments! NO ONE BOTHERS WHAT PROGRAMS YOU HAVE ON WEEKDAY MORNINGS! KIDS DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, AND HOUSEWIFES DON'T WATCH IT! IT'S 1.15a.m.! WHICH IDIOT WOULD LET THEIR 5 YEAR OLD KID WATCH F1? NO ONE'S GONNA USE PETRONAS' LUBRICANTS BECAUSE THEY SUCK! EVEN THE PETROL DOES NOT GIVE YOU F1-LIKE PERFORMANCE! (although we would root for the BMW Petronas team that uses their petrol)
Other than that, there's this RTM1's Warta 1.30. Again, IT'S A LIVE TELECAST, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT! NO ONE WATCHES NEWS IN THIS TIME OF NIGHT! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MINDS OR YOU'RE JUST TOO RICH AND DON'T KNOW WHERE TO WASTE YOUR MONEY ON LATE-NIGHT NEWS THAT WASTES ELECTRICITY AND PAYING NEWS READERS THEIR SALARY?
Right... Enough of my rumblings and flamings here... But I gotta say... after all that, I've gotten lighter! Haha. Time to see how my Superlaggera body works.
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Malaysia's Thomas Cup.
I've been watching these players play. I've seen these players went through their winning moments and losing moments. It's very inconsistent, and very dissapointing. To think that Malaysia's got hope retaining the 1st spot.
The recent Thomas Cup, where Hafiz Hashim lost his game. And about him, he plays like a piece of junk! His mind is totally not in the game. He lets the shuttle land firmly on his left without giving it a chase. He's starting to smash like a sissy... Letting his focus go hay wire... This didn't happen just last Thomas event, he did that too on some other games. He's lost his game. But the coach doesn't seem to know he is the downfall of the whole team. And the dissapointment of Malaysians.
Not that I want to boast around, but he's just not into it. And I didn't say I'm better than him. Get him out of the team, then win the Cup, and quit wasting time, coach!
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
Lousy KLCC Twin Tower Guards Who Don't Know How To Use Metal Detectors.
A sunny morning. Surprises awaits me in the future. A Wednesday. We went to the Parliament House! Not so many pictures... No pictures of the interiors.... only the exteriors.
If you do recall going to government or semi-government places, they have a small door-less frame, called... The Metal Detector, where if you go through it with a metal item in your pocket, the door-less frame beeps. And them the guards will come to check you, and hopefully find something dangerous, and slam you down the floor, cuff your hands and bring you into a truck and send you to a lockup. Then sue your pants off just because of a harmless little metal belt.
Wasn't much of a good experience, only 74 or 77 floors above land, and limited view of the surroundings caused by the two towers blocking at both ends. Plus, I just got publicly humiliated. KL Tower is much better and much higher than that lousy bridge. KL Twin Towers, the pride of Malaysia??? With that kind of service and that kind of lousy guards attitude, I seriously doubt it. And the guard who asked me to take my belt off, was a Malay.
I've mentioned above about visiting Parliament House. Yes, it's another boring place. It's made public and everyone can go in with the proper attire, and no metal items on your body. And since it's sooooo boring, no one bothers. But one thing's interesting, that is, its structure. It amazes many with its marble wall and pewter-crafted frame behind the Speaker's seat. The roof of the meeting hall is one of its kind, one word - unique. I won't tell you how it looks like though. If you wanna know, go see for yourself. Then you won't blame me for spoilers. Haha.
If there's one thing I hate about museums, is those staff who likes to act boss when they see uniform wearing students, telling you to not take pictures, not to touch around and so on. After our visit to the Parliament, we went to the Police museum, where they really act boss and treat us like 12 year olds, despite our size. It's really a no wonder that the police museum is not even in the list when Malaysia has it's "Visit Malaysia 2007" campaign. Damn lousy place.
